Politely greeting unwanted home buy speculator

 You own your home, it's paid for, you are happy there. Then a nosey home buy speculator CALLS YOUR NUMBER ANYWAY!  FINE...

"WHERE would you prefer to be executed"? (call usually ends here)

But for the very self important, persistent caller. .. "Would you prefer to be executed AT HOME" or 

"IN FRONT OF YOUR "PROPERTY" ?  That way you'd get a personalized little white cross & mourner's flowers TO GO WITH THE sexy "FOR SALE SIGN" of your "infestment" firm.

WELL , WHICH OPTION IS FOR YOU??

The stinking little pants wetter can't charge you with communicating threats  .... IF HE PHONED YOU....  & YOU AREN'T SELLING YOUR HOME! 

Let him get horrible nightmares, disrupt his predatory "business " & help him to ONLY call advertised properties!  

"What type of relocation assistance do you offer?" (Few states or cities except New York require it) Nevertheless force him to promise a free relocation agency. When later not offered, sue him for deceptive marketing!!

PLUS IF your jerky caller has a FOREIGN ACCENT turn his number over to Homeland Security DHS! One more illegal for the warehouse quota  

Then there are the SPECULATOR SPAMMERS "won't you sell to us & go live in a dumpster?" - Voice mail, phone message, emails !!

First shoot a clear photo of your most recent bowel movement preferably in a toilet bowl AND SEND TO "MR HOME BUYER" as a friendly message.  "IM SELLING THIS $________ Go EAT IT.

Not into scat humor?  Well, clip pictures from the Internet of big,fat DOGS SQUEEZING OUT fresh doggy sausage links & reply to "Mr home buyer" in kind with these graphic Arte attachments.

If the speculator is middle-eastern/Arab/Muslim, he's almost SURE TO NEVER CONTACT YOU AGAIN!

REPUBLICANAZIS pushing to = EXTERMINATE POOR & Unemployed this winter.

The USA is SUFFERING under extreme cold, homes are doing without heat, people without shelter are dying in bitter cold, hunger is making people weak and thus sicker and sicker...

And what are The COUNTRY-CLUB REPUBLICANS DOING ABOUT IT?

They are cutting your benefits in the name of their budget cutting hobby shop and perfectly OK with people starving and freezing to death (or losing limbs) so as to make a political point stick!

THE COUNTRY CLUB SET DOESN'T CARE BECAUSE THEY'RE WARM, WELL FED AND COZY. If YOU are NOT like them, then IT'S YOUR FAULT.  So JUST GO OUT AND DIE THIS WINTER. Freeze to death and become a MARTYRE for cutting the budget deficit and reducing public spending!

Go ahead, go out, freeze and die or be dismembered (then die so you don't burden the local ER and cost tax $)

NORTH CAROLINA "RENEWAL" PLAN: "CUT OFF THE DEADWOOD" KICK-OUT THE POOR!

Pat McCrory's FINAL SOLUTION 
for "FIXING NC" ! 


 Persecute the poor, penniless elderly and disabled and drive them OUT of the state - just like Fascist President Jackson's Gestapo drove out the Cherokee, Muscogee (Creek),Seminole, Chickasaw, and Choctaw Indians in 1831  

Historically, maintaining a large population of poor and illiterate people in North Carolina was considered desirable by the ruling class since they were "needed" to labor in the state's mills, plantations and farms at low wages (or for free) to make the ruling class very wealthy and also to be used as cannon fodder in the state's US military installations.   

However in today's North Carolina economy, the traditional labor intensive mills and factories of yesteryear have mostly moved overseas, the farms are mechanized and the US Army is downsizing.  Except for the lowly paid service sector, North Carolina no longer has any need for low skilled, low or uneducated people in it's "modern" labor force in general, and if such a population were to be suddenly needed again, then the ruling-class's churches would be instructed to import large numbers of foreign refugees for political asylum (or "green light" undocumented migrants)  

 The continued presence of this low skilled/low educated  population is seen by the Corporate ruling class of today (this is whom installed The McCrory administration and whom it is exclusively beholden to) as a burden on society rather than a workhorse' for it as was before.  Republicans and Tea Partyers in particular view these sorry people as useless takers of welfare, food stamps, public school, public housing, medicaid and prison-stuffers etc who "do nothing" for this state except drag it down and keep it inefficient .   

Paradoxically, in the 1990's the NC ruling class WOULD TAKE ANYBODY into the state who could stand to live here! (including Yankees) and tolerate the pervasive "boredom-by-design" of it's "cities", the backward, dangerous, low paying jobs, the antiquated factories, the segregated, (customary of course) two race-only, cliquey schools,offices,  lifeless "reservation only" so-called "public" parks and so on.   Every year, without exception, the state lost more population than it gained and therefore a great many jobs simply could NOT be filled !!  

NOWADAYS this picture has been upturned and that program has been radically reversed! 

So if you're poor, under skilled and in need of public assistance of any kind, 
The McCroryNazis message  TO YOU IS (FINAL SOLUTION). . . " PUH-LEEZE  YA'LL"  . . . . GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE  - BEFORE WE - STARVE YOU OUT!! . . . . or maybe even . . .  MARCH YOU OUT . . .right behind the Yankees, Mexicans & "Injuns"!