HOME BUY ASS WIPE!

 If you own your home and you aren't trying to sell it EVER but keep receiving garbage mail from "Open door" "Sell your house" etc. Why not show it the respect it deserves by using it for standby TOILET PAPER! 

Here's how to convert it to something useful. 

 1) Leave the whole unread, envelope outdoors in the rain and sun for 2 weeks

2) Place it/them in the street near the curb where litter is never picked up and let car tires run over the (postage paid!)full envelopes 

 This works best on gravel curbs and shoulders so the full, picture window, paid envelope gets plenty of grinding and wet abuse (let the postal truck crush it daily)

 Then collect the now gritty ,newly absorbent pieces of mail and keep them near your potty in case of a TP shortage!

 Or give them to a homeless camp which has lots of handy (stinky) bushes  !!  

What could be more appropriate than for victims of home flipping to have free toilet paper donated by the home wrecker/flipper industry which evicted them in the first place!

  So hurry Home GO poop, at the OPEN DOOR latrine and wipe thankfully!

STARTER HOMES FOR EVERYONE?

 A lack of housing inventory is said to be the driving  factor behind the inert housing market yet when occasionally we do see new construction guess what?  The homes are expensive looking McMansions using up scarce land and construction labor!

In the great depression and similar eras society built massive developments of simple starter homes and mill workers housing and there were plenty of eager takers glad to get out of the rain and shelters.  

Then later when the economy improved and the market loosened many people in those simple dwellings moved up and out leaving them to others takers.  Today's housing emergency needs radical solutions like those to get more Americans under a roof either both as owners and renters!

 depression such as this