XLERATE my HEARING LOSS - PLEASE!

Is it ONLY ME (and my tinnitus) or is it actually true that those hand dryers in so many public lavatories seem to HURT MY EAR DRUMS while claiming to be "saving" my environment??  Often after having washed my hands I'm faced with choosing between leaving the restroom with dripping wet hands(this I do most often!) using EARPLUGS, or holding my hands under the air blaster outlet just low enough to reduce the ear shattering roar but high enough to keep the motion sensor activated and the darn thing running long enough to get the 'job' done!

Really, I think THIS will be the next cheezy opportunity for hard up injury lawyers who will insist that the product FAILS to adequately warn consumers (by means of a "health label") who use the hand dryer, of the potentially high decibel level and the NEED for them to WEAR HEARING PROTECTORS before attempting to place their hands close to the hot air outlet's mouth
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HP PRINTERS - VERY RETARDED - DON'T BUY!

I'm SO TIRED of this silly, retarded piece of shit PRINTER. (Of course it came from Walmart so that's prolly a hint right there!)

It's name is " F-335" where the "F" = FAILED, FUCKED etc.

The reason this printer is so RETARDED is that every time there's a problem with the paper load process, a paper jam or paper-feed failure this STUPID PIECE OF JUNK goes into ERROR ("E") MODE Which for Hewlett Packard means Printer "COMA" That is the entire program becomes hopelessly paralyzed and NO SIMPLE FIX WILL DO. Not simply pressing a reset button or even turning the damn thing off for a minute. NO No No, the only way to "resusitate" an HP Printer that has "suffered" a paper jam (or missed paper load) and try to print your document again is to SHUT DOWN &/or RESTART YOUR COMPUTER !!!

Obviously at Hewlett Packard your time is of absolutely NO IMPORTANCE at all! So don't bother to waste it purchasing their garbage.