EBAY CORRUPTION EXPOSED!!

 But eBay dishonesty LIKE SELLING "REFURBISHED" electronics with empty software and a rabbit hole "return" policy isn't alone. 

 Facebook posts emotionally provocative photos (baby elephant poachers) sure to win angry comments then penalizes viewers who express outrage by accusing them of being "VIOLENT & INCITING" thus violating user guidelines! This is ultimately just a dirty click-bait tactic and a way to increase the "value" of a users "friends" whom the platform separates violators from!

Amazon corruption like offering "free returns" of cell phones IF a customer is aware of ALL THE MICRO RULES required for the company to accept a HAZARDOUS LI-ON battery containing device.  If the fine print isn't adhered to by a customer then AMAZON pretends to NOT ACCEPT the returned product calling it an "UNSUCCESSFUL RETURN" and CHARGES THE CUSTOMER for keeping/not returning the item!  Amazon then disposes of the item - mysteriously!!

Walmart.com sells spoiled soy milk from Westsoy where the SELL BY date is stamped in fine point type face with the year smeared or missing entirely.

Then the already spoiled milk is repackaged in a clear plastic bag over rap and shipped to customers anyway or placed back on store shelves even after customers complain! 

LETS GO FTC YOUR TIME IS HERE!! 

 

TRUMP BEWARE FB AI SAYS LEGS = NUDITY!

 When Donald Trump gets his posting "privileges" bestowed on him by Emperor Suckerburg he'd best never post any image showing a pare of legs in any position covered with garments or uncovered! 

That's because the newly understaffed U. S. government pet platform is controlled mostly by dumb ass "A. I"  (Artificial Ignorance) which is programed to "see" any form of human legs as SEXUAL ACTIVITY and/or NUDITY .  This is entirely how the monopoly platform plans to create it's "guard rail" to protect against abuse of it's viewers! 

HOME BUY ASS WIPE!

 If you own your home and you aren't trying to sell it EVER but keep receiving garbage mail from "Open door" "Sell your house" etc. Why not show it the respect it deserves by using it for standby TOILET PAPER! 

Here's how to convert it to something useful. 

 1) Leave the whole unread, envelope outdoors in the rain and sun for 2 weeks

2) Place it/them in the street near the curb where litter is never picked up and let car tires run over the (postage paid!)full envelopes 

 This works best on gravel curbs and shoulders so the full, picture window, paid envelope gets plenty of grinding and wet abuse (let the postal truck crush it daily)

 Then collect the now gritty ,newly absorbent pieces of mail and keep them near your potty in case of a TP shortage!

 Or give them to a homeless camp which has lots of handy (stinky) bushes  !!  

What could be more appropriate than for victims of home flipping to have free toilet paper donated by the home wrecker/flipper industry which evicted them in the first place!

  So hurry Home GO poop, at the OPEN DOOR latrine and wipe thankfully!