Hey I just saw the little piggy from North Korea, Kim Jong Ill's little prince being interviewed in Macau.
Hmmm wonder what he's doing in Macau??
Couldn't be he's there to manage his dad's Empire of International Fraud's banking operations, could he.
Gee maybe this is why he's "not interested in Politics" and doesn't want to be North Korea's next Emperor-for-life.
It's way too boring and way to much exercise, all that standing around clapping, climbing up podiums and reviewing troops..... what a drag .... why do all that dull stuff when you can be Inside EATING, drinking and moving dirty money and starving slaves around the globe!!
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Friday, June 12, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Simple Solution for Koreas Crisis!
For Americans who prefer complex things be made QUICK & EASY, here's a solution to the approaching world-war to be started for the fun of it by Kim Jong Ill of North Korea.
1) Somehow we have to get a really big drone to fly into Pyongyang and snuff Kim Jong ILL while he's passed-out from his nightly cognac and buffet binges.
2)Then we get the Chinese to quit counting their gold long enough to go over the Yalu river to calm & redirect the North Korean military leadership into productive national service for a change (like feeding the population after Kim starved most of them to death)
3)Then after the Korean people have gotten some food on their plates for awhile, China & The west can teach the North Koreans how to make a bunch of cheap stuff for Walmart that will be pretty high quality - until they get really good at unbridled, capitalism like the Chinese have learned to be.
4)Naturally, the now 'Liberated' North Korean people will be so thank full to the West that they will do whatever we ask them to do (until they get richer & smarter). Then we can keep the North Korean Army from getting antsy from too much do-gooding and too little killing by packing them up on buses & C -140's and delivering them directly to the rugged mountains of Afghanistan where we can "ask" them to please 'delete' the Taliban nasties from where ever they find them because they are really good at that sort of thing and lest we (nor the Russians) admit, we're not so good at it.
5) With the bulk of the over sized North Korean Military eagerly, busy in Afghanistan, The U.S. can better help the population build a civilian society and market economy closer to that in South Korea and keep on making stuff for Walmart (to starve the unions & the public in America) Then the next step will be to formerly reunite the long divided Korean peninsula with a Disneyfied "pulling-down-the-wall" ceremony & glitzy, after party for all the kids who missed the big one in Berlin during the age of Reagan in the 1980's !!!
1) Somehow we have to get a really big drone to fly into Pyongyang and snuff Kim Jong ILL while he's passed-out from his nightly cognac and buffet binges.
2)Then we get the Chinese to quit counting their gold long enough to go over the Yalu river to calm & redirect the North Korean military leadership into productive national service for a change (like feeding the population after Kim starved most of them to death)
3)Then after the Korean people have gotten some food on their plates for awhile, China & The west can teach the North Koreans how to make a bunch of cheap stuff for Walmart that will be pretty high quality - until they get really good at unbridled, capitalism like the Chinese have learned to be.
4)Naturally, the now 'Liberated' North Korean people will be so thank full to the West that they will do whatever we ask them to do (until they get richer & smarter). Then we can keep the North Korean Army from getting antsy from too much do-gooding and too little killing by packing them up on buses & C -140's and delivering them directly to the rugged mountains of Afghanistan where we can "ask" them to please 'delete' the Taliban nasties from where ever they find them because they are really good at that sort of thing and lest we (nor the Russians) admit, we're not so good at it.
5) With the bulk of the over sized North Korean Military eagerly, busy in Afghanistan, The U.S. can better help the population build a civilian society and market economy closer to that in South Korea and keep on making stuff for Walmart (to starve the unions & the public in America) Then the next step will be to formerly reunite the long divided Korean peninsula with a Disneyfied "pulling-down-the-wall" ceremony & glitzy, after party for all the kids who missed the big one in Berlin during the age of Reagan in the 1980's !!!
KIM JONG ILL - Hitler for our times!
Hopefully, somebody in Washington DC and other world capitols, has connected the dots of what is NOW happening in North Korea and setting the groundwork for RADICAL actions.
First the "Little Dictator of Asia" has recently put the top levers of power of the ENTIRE North Korean Military under his dynastic family's direct control. This way if the North's generals fear that he's going madder than usual and preparing to LAUNCH WORLD WAR lll, even if it means eventually, destroying his country(which he is), the generals will be powerless to stop or dethrone him.
Secondly, I believe that Little Kim is NOW OFFICIALLY "ILL" in both body & mind - and has very little time left for effective, mortal existence.
Up until now he's accomplished almost NOTHING to better his country or his countrymen or make the world take him seriously enough! Like any other undersized, homely, lifetime underachiever with low self-esteem, he's jealous, resent full AND BORED TO DEATH with his meaningless, royal life, What a bummer. He has no legacy, no real respect and nothing to make his people or the world, remember him or love him after he's buried & gone,
So hey WHY NOT DO SOMETHING TOTALLY INSANE WHILE HE STILL CAN?
Why not anoint himself "HITLER OF THE 21st CENTURY" and start a WORLD NUCLEAR WAR - Just for the fun of it, and then he can go "out" being remembered for doing something really big - just like Adolf did !!!
So now he holds his country's military snugly in his tender, childish, demented hands and like Adolf Hitler (a lunatic peer), he realizes he's FREE TO DO WITH IT WHAT HE "PLEASES". He's totally free to fire missiles whenever he wants to, where ever he chooses, just like a chubby, spoiled toddler throwing crayons. Why should he go on pretending to abide by the 1953 Armistice and stay on "his" side of the DMZ? Why not just say F_ck that, and send his army over the fence and into the South? As Hitler said "It's just a lousy scrap of paper, it means nothing to me, I can tear it up and throw it away"!
WHY NOT Who's going to try and STOP him? Every body's afraid of North Korea and too bogged down in the world-wide economic depression, anyway to have the resources to attack and occupy, his country -NOT MATTER WHAT HE DOES! ! ! (familiar scenario???)
Certainly NOT the USA, just like after WWI, America is too war weary from the last conflict (in Iraq) and is getting weary of Afghanistan too. Americans want peace and good times again, their TV news channels can't even bother to cover the Korea crises full time, they'd rather spend most of the day airing the latest celebrity 'dirt' reruns or child abductions then focus on the gathering storm clouds of yet ANOTHER damn WAR (BUT NUCLEAR THIS TIME).
Japan?, hell they can't do anything unless Obama says go, Russia? Their army would fall apart before it got out of the garage. China? They'll never DO ANYTHING except mumble bullshit & fool around some more making tired ideological excuses like "non interference is other nation's "internal" affairs, peaceful co-existence, our kids are too fat to fight these days, could ya guys just give us some time? Blah, Blah, Blah -and go on counting their gold in the imperial chambers.
Unless something gives, it will take a pure miracle OR AN INTERNATIONAL MILITARY INVASION to stop this sick & dying, mental case from doing the hereto for "unthinkable" and forcing his entire army to simultaneously attack South Korea, Japan and The UNITED STATES with conventional AND NUCLEAR weapons, running his own country into the mud, slaughtering millions of people in Asia and elsewhere. All just for some "fun" "kicks" and "payback" before he finishes rotting to death and finally dies.
First the "Little Dictator of Asia" has recently put the top levers of power of the ENTIRE North Korean Military under his dynastic family's direct control. This way if the North's generals fear that he's going madder than usual and preparing to LAUNCH WORLD WAR lll, even if it means eventually, destroying his country(which he is), the generals will be powerless to stop or dethrone him.
Secondly, I believe that Little Kim is NOW OFFICIALLY "ILL" in both body & mind - and has very little time left for effective, mortal existence.
Up until now he's accomplished almost NOTHING to better his country or his countrymen or make the world take him seriously enough! Like any other undersized, homely, lifetime underachiever with low self-esteem, he's jealous, resent full AND BORED TO DEATH with his meaningless, royal life, What a bummer. He has no legacy, no real respect and nothing to make his people or the world, remember him or love him after he's buried & gone,
So hey WHY NOT DO SOMETHING TOTALLY INSANE WHILE HE STILL CAN?
Why not anoint himself "HITLER OF THE 21st CENTURY" and start a WORLD NUCLEAR WAR - Just for the fun of it, and then he can go "out" being remembered for doing something really big - just like Adolf did !!!
So now he holds his country's military snugly in his tender, childish, demented hands and like Adolf Hitler (a lunatic peer), he realizes he's FREE TO DO WITH IT WHAT HE "PLEASES". He's totally free to fire missiles whenever he wants to, where ever he chooses, just like a chubby, spoiled toddler throwing crayons. Why should he go on pretending to abide by the 1953 Armistice and stay on "his" side of the DMZ? Why not just say F_ck that, and send his army over the fence and into the South? As Hitler said "It's just a lousy scrap of paper, it means nothing to me, I can tear it up and throw it away"!
WHY NOT Who's going to try and STOP him? Every body's afraid of North Korea and too bogged down in the world-wide economic depression, anyway to have the resources to attack and occupy, his country -NOT MATTER WHAT HE DOES! ! ! (familiar scenario???)
Certainly NOT the USA, just like after WWI, America is too war weary from the last conflict (in Iraq) and is getting weary of Afghanistan too. Americans want peace and good times again, their TV news channels can't even bother to cover the Korea crises full time, they'd rather spend most of the day airing the latest celebrity 'dirt' reruns or child abductions then focus on the gathering storm clouds of yet ANOTHER damn WAR (BUT NUCLEAR THIS TIME).
Japan?, hell they can't do anything unless Obama says go, Russia? Their army would fall apart before it got out of the garage. China? They'll never DO ANYTHING except mumble bullshit & fool around some more making tired ideological excuses like "non interference is other nation's "internal" affairs, peaceful co-existence, our kids are too fat to fight these days, could ya guys just give us some time? Blah, Blah, Blah -and go on counting their gold in the imperial chambers.
Unless something gives, it will take a pure miracle OR AN INTERNATIONAL MILITARY INVASION to stop this sick & dying, mental case from doing the hereto for "unthinkable" and forcing his entire army to simultaneously attack South Korea, Japan and The UNITED STATES with conventional AND NUCLEAR weapons, running his own country into the mud, slaughtering millions of people in Asia and elsewhere. All just for some "fun" "kicks" and "payback" before he finishes rotting to death and finally dies.
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