FIRST COUPLE WILL LIVE "SEPARATED" NOW DONALD WILL HAVE MORE NIGHT PLAY TIME !

So Ivanka Trump isn't going to live in the White House but instead plans to stay in NYC with her little prince (oops, Barron) Her real reason is 


1) She knows she'll be snubbed by Washington DC 'society'?


2) She can't bear to see (and let her son see) Donald groping all his female Cabinet appointees as well as requiring all female interns to compete in a swimsuit competition the winner/s of which will be compelled to sleep with him as well as "do The Monica position" in the Oval office. (Ken Starr will be invited to make racy videos - since this activity was ONLY illegal when done by a Democrat!) 


3) The Donald might even dump her and marry his hottest intern (then leaving Ivanka feeling for the late Princess Diana and Harry) .