" NOW COME ON ALL OF YOU BIG, STRONG (Russian) MEN, UNCLE VLADIMIR NEEDS YOUR HELP AGAIN "
" HE GOT HIMSELF IN A TERRIBLE JAM, WAY DOWN YONDER IN ("OUR VIETNAM") THE UKRAINE "
" SO PUT DOWN YOUR BOOKS AND PICK UP A GUN, WE GONNA HAVE A WHOLE LOTTA FUN "
" 1,2,3, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR? DONT ASK ME I DONT GIVE A DAMN NEXT STOP IS OUR VIETNAM (UKRAINE) NO TIME TO WONDER WHY.... WHOOPEE WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE " !!
A REALLY GOOD WAY TO ESCAPE PUTIN'S MILITARY DRAFT IS TO GET VERY FAT VERY FAST .....
after all America's obesity epidemic is keeping its army severely under staffed !!
