FIVE MONTHS 100,000 UNNECESSARY DEATH'S!

Me me me me! " I have had to spend five awful, awful months waiting for China to do my job as a direct result there have been over 100,000 unnecessary American death's so far on my watch. All of this time I have suffered terribly, terribly bearing this worst sorrow of world history and for that I blame China for never telling me what I should do in my time of need like my great friend Vladimir always would do. But what should I have expected from those inscrutable Mongols for whom dental floss would not be enough to quote my fellow Queens celebrity, all-American Andrew The Dice Man !

So, so many lives lost so far is a terrible burden for Me the greatest leader in human history to be associated with at my Party's November convention. My, my, my how can I put a beautiful,  beautiful flower on this big, big turd made in China?

I will simply focus on the good side and our still great American future! " -
  "In only five months I've killed nearly 1 million Americans plus hundreds of illegals and asylum cheaters, I've ruined the budgets of all 50 states and raised the national debt higher than a stairway to heaven! Our debt is so high now China even China can't afford our bonds!
"With all that done in 5 months just imagine how much more I will accomplish in ... FOUR MORE YEARS !! "