ARCTIC COLD, WATER MAINS, TRUCKING JOBS and Small streets - CONNECTING THE PIPES.

One more adventure of cold weather and aging infrastructure(or too many neighbors with Trailer trucks?) has come to visit our street. Tonight upon returning from Chua I was greeted with a huge sign blocking our street "NO THROUGH TRAFFIC" it read. (luckily I got enough "Thru" to get in my driveway!)

Our local WATER MAIN broke at noon I'm told and now it's dark and cold at Ten min. to twelve and the crews are still at it refilling the long rectangular pit with truck load after truckload of fill dirt between which a pneumatic "stomper" goes about it's chopper-like bua-bua-bua-bua-bua biz of packing down each succeeding layer of soil until it eventually reaches grade level which's safe to drive over for "awhile" until a re-paving operation can be performed some future fine day. 

If we REALLY luck out maybe they'll repave the whole block's many symmetrical craters!However, 'Till the water is turned back on I'm left with an unpleasant choice of collecting my stools for the next untold hours. Using a big orange bucket (and dumping it with the DOG'S piles in back yard, hey what's the difference, it's ALL shit?)

OR driving a few minutes down the road to our handy local SHEETZ (open 24/7) in hopes that ALL my neighbors haven't gotten the same idea and aren't waiting in a snaking cue at our nearest public latrine?
(SHEETZ- SHITZ hmmm what kinda COMBO is that !) 

jajajaja ....... AND SO IT GOES; ...

"Here I sit with anxious heart, truly hoping--- it's ONLY a fart" !!)

EBOLA HAS COME AT A FANTASTIC TIME !! Let's use it as a cheap bio-war agent against ISIS!

IT'S SO EASY EVEN DUMYA COULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT.   1) ISIS or "IS"  +  2) Ebola virus !  What do they have in common besides a propensity for mass murder you ask?  

Well the EBOLA VIRUS should be used as a bio-war WEAPON against "I.S." by collecting the lethal, infected fecal matter and body fluids of Ebola patients and using it against the "Islamic State" butchers by means of aerial spraying, barrel bombs, poisoned food and so on.  

What's wrong with "baptizing" these savage terrorists in deadly viral poop?  After all I.S. uses a "national" flag that's colored BLACK just like popular insecticides or used toilet paper so they are a natural match and perfect dumping ground for medical waste from Ebola treatment centers. All of whom should be more than happy to quietly dispose of this lethal material knowing it will be re-used for the good and just cause to reduce human suffering inflicted by terrorists!  

Finding someone willing to perform this dirty work is also easy.  Just suggest it to kindly Mr. Bashar al ASSad and he'll send his gestapo right over to load up their barrels with this lovely "Ba'ath soap" and soon send those so called "islamic" black flaggers to the viral "showers" !!