Showing posts with label DMZ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DMZ. Show all posts
Sunday, January 22, 2017
PRESIDENT TRUMP BULLIES CHINA BUT WON'T MESS WITH N.KOREA!
It's a tired truism that strength only respects strength. And so it is with Trump who takes advantage of China's preference for stability and focus on economics. Or maybe it's that old stereotype of Chinese as nerdy bankers that seems to embolden the President's brusk tone toward China? (And maybe just a touch of eurocentrism as well) But curiously our new macho king has very few comments to make about the outwardly aggressive North Korean dictator and his army! Could it be that he's actually more intimidated by the legendary Korean and Japanese arts of war. Or is it just that he sees in Kim a mirror image of himself you? Eager, reckless, confrontational, dynastic, corrupt, greedy, ambitious and egotistical? An image The Donald admires, deeply respects .... and fears!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Simple Solution for Koreas Crisis!
For Americans who prefer complex things be made QUICK & EASY, here's a solution to the approaching world-war to be started for the fun of it by Kim Jong Ill of North Korea.
1) Somehow we have to get a really big drone to fly into Pyongyang and snuff Kim Jong ILL while he's passed-out from his nightly cognac and buffet binges.
2)Then we get the Chinese to quit counting their gold long enough to go over the Yalu river to calm & redirect the North Korean military leadership into productive national service for a change (like feeding the population after Kim starved most of them to death)
3)Then after the Korean people have gotten some food on their plates for awhile, China & The west can teach the North Koreans how to make a bunch of cheap stuff for Walmart that will be pretty high quality - until they get really good at unbridled, capitalism like the Chinese have learned to be.
4)Naturally, the now 'Liberated' North Korean people will be so thank full to the West that they will do whatever we ask them to do (until they get richer & smarter). Then we can keep the North Korean Army from getting antsy from too much do-gooding and too little killing by packing them up on buses & C -140's and delivering them directly to the rugged mountains of Afghanistan where we can "ask" them to please 'delete' the Taliban nasties from where ever they find them because they are really good at that sort of thing and lest we (nor the Russians) admit, we're not so good at it.
5) With the bulk of the over sized North Korean Military eagerly, busy in Afghanistan, The U.S. can better help the population build a civilian society and market economy closer to that in South Korea and keep on making stuff for Walmart (to starve the unions & the public in America) Then the next step will be to formerly reunite the long divided Korean peninsula with a Disneyfied "pulling-down-the-wall" ceremony & glitzy, after party for all the kids who missed the big one in Berlin during the age of Reagan in the 1980's !!!
1) Somehow we have to get a really big drone to fly into Pyongyang and snuff Kim Jong ILL while he's passed-out from his nightly cognac and buffet binges.
2)Then we get the Chinese to quit counting their gold long enough to go over the Yalu river to calm & redirect the North Korean military leadership into productive national service for a change (like feeding the population after Kim starved most of them to death)
3)Then after the Korean people have gotten some food on their plates for awhile, China & The west can teach the North Koreans how to make a bunch of cheap stuff for Walmart that will be pretty high quality - until they get really good at unbridled, capitalism like the Chinese have learned to be.
4)Naturally, the now 'Liberated' North Korean people will be so thank full to the West that they will do whatever we ask them to do (until they get richer & smarter). Then we can keep the North Korean Army from getting antsy from too much do-gooding and too little killing by packing them up on buses & C -140's and delivering them directly to the rugged mountains of Afghanistan where we can "ask" them to please 'delete' the Taliban nasties from where ever they find them because they are really good at that sort of thing and lest we (nor the Russians) admit, we're not so good at it.
5) With the bulk of the over sized North Korean Military eagerly, busy in Afghanistan, The U.S. can better help the population build a civilian society and market economy closer to that in South Korea and keep on making stuff for Walmart (to starve the unions & the public in America) Then the next step will be to formerly reunite the long divided Korean peninsula with a Disneyfied "pulling-down-the-wall" ceremony & glitzy, after party for all the kids who missed the big one in Berlin during the age of Reagan in the 1980's !!!
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