Dallas President sloshed,high talks crazy

 HIGH ON DRUGS, SLOSHED WITH BOOZE TRUMP MAKES MORE WILD CLAIMS AND PROMISES HE CAN'T PAY TO AMERICANS.

The Trump regime is so corrupt it will DO OR SAY ANYTHING TO STAY IN POWER! 

HE SAYS HE'LL PAY* VOTERS 5 thousand $ to vote (R) IF REPUGS WIN ?????

HE SAYS AFTER THE MIDTERMS AMERICAN LIFE WILL BE "PARADISE AGAIN " (if they vote R)!

HE Just REPEALED THE ANTI MONEY LAUNDERING LAW. Capital One caught him doing it 300 times!!

*TRUMP SPOKE WHILE INEBRIATED on liquor or ketamine so probably didn't know what he was blabbering about!

A recent query to AI about Donald Trump!

 .... Canadians want to know if when Mr. Trump picks his nose does he eat it or wipe it on the Iranian flag, Canadian flag, American flag or on his tie?

Swimming POOL.of America!

 The best way to "vandalize" the former reflecting pool is to release bags of red, white and blue styrofoam peanuts on a windy day!  

Or depending on the political allegiance of each 'vandal,' ALL RED or ALL BLUE styrofoam peanuts!

GOOD JOB TODAY WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS!!

THE "FIFTH ESTATE" has begun to revel in it's most urgent mission.  That mission is to apply so much pressure to "President" Trump that he totally 'snaps' and does "The Nixon" meaning he takes early resignation leaving Mike Pence, his VP to assume the Presidency of The United States!  

 I'm no Republican but like many people in and out of our Government it's painfully obvious who should be in the top job AND WHO SHOULD NOT.   Mr. Pence LOOKS PRESIDENTIAL almost like he'd fit in on Mt. Rushmore and no body would notice it.(He'd look even better there with a mustache)  Besides he has the mental and psychological temperament for the top job.  Since Mr. Trump has no qualms about turning tradition and the laws of the land as well as the world on their heads whenever he gets the impulse, why not just throw in the towel and JUST TRADE PLACES WITH MR. PENCE FOR KEEPS?

 In fact that's the way the campaign SHOULD HAVE been staged, Mike Pence should have run for President and Donald Trump as HIS VP!!!  This way the Nation and the World could rest easier knowing that the hand on the steering wheel of State is a firm and steady one.  While in the background, Donald could still do his "Beavis on Crack" media show but the odd noises, rambling and mumbling* would not have the catastrophic potential they do now coming from under the door of The Oval office!

 As today's press conference showed, either the "King" should abdicate the top job on his own giving the reigns to VP Pence voluntarily in the second "peaceful transfer of power" since January 21 or the "King" may be deposed unilaterally, either by the impeachment process, lethal conspiracy or total mental breakdown caused by stress, anxiety, frustrations and maybe even 'boredom' ,   Let's go Opposition, keep the pressure on, he's beginning to 'crack' already !!          



* Refers to cartoon movie "BEAVIS DOES AMERICA" from the Clinton era.

TRUMP, KIM JONG-UN, PUTIN, XI JEN PING all the same.

Trump regime shows it's contempt for democracy on day one. North Korea, China, Mexico and Russia, to name a few, also have "no need for an unauthorized press corps!  Fox "news" will be the only media organization AUTHORIZED by the Trump regime to "honestly" report the "facts" and Great quotations of Chairman Donald to "the people" (or as on the Washington mall, "The Masses" "who all love Their new 'Dear leader' greatly").  As was probably predictable, DJT who prior to yesterday, was only experienced in dictating orders down to his private kingdom below INCLUDING the orders of exactly what TO say about him and what NOT to say... that he would be highly uncomfortable, often irritated and mostly unwilling to accept the constraints of PUBLIC OFFICE in a rebellious democracy is now determined to 'discipline' the news media until it obeys his whims and is reshaped as his personal PR dept!  So the job of his press secretary is nothing more than to mindlessly recite the official DJT world view of the day, turn on his heels and return to the White House break room.  If the media doesn't like it "they don't have to come, who needs them anyway? We've got better things to do"!   So the riddle of what Trump and Putin have in common becomes clearer, They are both ham-fisted demagogs who run clumsy, minimally functional, gold leafed empires which claim to "serve the people" and restore the "greatness" of their nations when, in fact, the opposite is more accurate.  To cover up the "sad" facts of their misrule good propaganda is essential (and that's what Fox is paid to do) to "honestly" shape public opinion so the cheerleaders can keep them happy.