Let's face it, the only reason American astronauts agreed to depend on the BOEING DOOMLINER to take them round trip to the ISS was that they had alternatives for a safe return WITH CHINA, RUSSIA OR THE EUROPEAN UNION all nations with competent aerospace vehicles unlike America's Too Big to Vanish government subsidized BOEING !
One thing for sure like millions of airline passengers, this crew will NEVER TRUST ANOTHER BOEING !
Astronauts from the largest no toilet democracy who landed on the moon's South pole today were deeply disappointed to learn they couldn't be first to openly defecate on the moon's surface just as their people & cows do! NASA in a consoling mood said "that's ok we also failed at this before you but millions of our citizens now do it coast to coast."
If there's a republican president in the white house when the next NASA manned mission is launched the human crew may be endangered because previous GOP presidents have put public relations, party glory and cost cutting ahead of crew safety with disastrous results in at least two fatal incidents. GOP presidents risk to mission integrity
Q) What did the communist party doctor say to his patient?
A) Your prognosis looks great!
Q) How can you be so sure asked the patient? ?
A) BECAUSE IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE !!
