Bamboo stalks for toilet paper is a nice idea BUT IT'S OUT OF "REACH" or inconvenient for average homeowners. BUT WHAT ABOUT KUDZU LEAVES? THEY are big, wide and even come on their own 'cable' ! Need more? Just YANK THE VINE and grab em!! Plus a kudzu vine wrapped around your latrine can create PRIVACY - A natural PORT O POTTY enclosure complete with biodegradable WIPES!!
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Friday, August 14, 2026
TRUTH SOCIAL - Iran war protects PUTIN
The actual motivation for Trump's attack on Iran has nothing to do with its nuclear ambitions! The real reason for Trump's Iran war is to deliberately depleat the US arms stockpile so AMERICA CANNOT INTERFERE WITH RUSSIA'S WAR ON UKRAINE!!
PUTIN INSTALLED TRUMP in the white house deliberately to weaken the United States and disrupt the US military. Now Trump is paying him forward by not re arming Ukraine on the EXCUSE that the IRAN WAR has taken ALL US ARMS & Missiles available !
Trump knew once in Iran America couldn't leave for years or decades this would give Russia plenty of time to conquer Ukraine and suppress it's rebellious population!
Meanwhile, at home Trump continues to follow the totalitarian example of North Korea's fat rich and brutal dictator Kim jong un by arming ICE troops with shock gloves, black hood masks and more prisons to detain anyone caught working!
Starving the poor by cutting food aid , building more & longer prison fences across western states at federal expense etc. Depressing the US economy, ....
TRUMP WILL LEAVE IRAN WHEN PUTIN DECLARES VICTORY OVER UKRAINE REBELLION!
That is his and Hegseth's plan to end the war!
- RUSSIA IS TRUMP FAMILY BANK & LOAN -
Friday, August 7, 2026
Abdul El-sayed cures DUMOCRATS
El-sayed victory proves the public is sick of DUMB-O-CRAT business as usual! More intelligent candidates instead of penis pumping political only know nothings, Puh-leez!
Blanch as HONEST as Nixon!
Tod Blanch resembles Richard Nixon in his demeanor & attitude and after slaving for the world's most corrupt president what else should he be expected to act like but an aggressive crook? So why put a MOBSTER in a JUSTICE ORGANIZATION financed by tax payers?
Thursday, August 6, 2026
Hormuz NEVER open until Trump abdicates!
Nothing can make Iran capitulate to Israel or the US and Nothing will make the trump/Netanyahoo regime bargain seriously with Iran
UNTIL Trump dies or abdicates from his White House THRONE.
Wall Street plug you ears and just wait for eternity.
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
Disease 2026 Beets jar lid unsealed!
I just reached for a 16 oz jar of pickled beets from "Great value" a Walmart generic brand. Fortunately, I discovered a DEEP PUNCTURE DENT in the side of the metal lid! Pressing on the top "button" it moves rather than being rigid, likewise using a manual can opener to pry up the lid no air sound could be heard!
Was this product damage simply careless packing somewhere or was it done deliberately? Was any substance injected into the gashed opening probably not likely but I will discard the product anyway. The problem is how many hungry consumers particularly (SNAP) recipients like myself would notice this possible health hazard AND GO ABOUT THROWING AWAY their food?
If this product damage was done deliberately and the jar of beets was OPENED purposely to insert a foreign substance how widespread could this ATTACK be occuring in the US FOOD CHAIN since Walmart is the largest grocery chain in the country and many canned, shelf stable foods are distributed to FOOD PANTRIES in every state??
It's worth remembering there's EVEN a partisan divide about FOOD ASSISTANCE especially that from Federal and State dollars including jealousy attacks from those found ineligible for free food!!
This means there may be attacks on food destined or believed to be destined for food banks or likely to be bought by SNAP / EBT beneficiary's such as GENERIC and STORE BRANDS !
Large DCs may be unknowingly sending bad items nationwide?