Will the Italians use an oil company methane flare as the OLYMPIC TORCH it's cheap & convenient after all.
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Thursday, February 5, 2026
Dum-o-crats simplton slogan
ABOLISH ICE for what? Biden s wide open doors?
The Dums have long suffered from a lack of intelligence and strategic creativity which the Grand Oil Party has been profiting from for a decade.
Come on Dumbs or Dums, or DEMS struggle to THIMMMNK just a little bitty bit!
Saturday, January 31, 2026
No to metric system yes to trump
I have just decided that there must be some sort of connection between America's refusal to adopt
,accept or understand the metric system (1970s) used nearly everywhere else in the world, and the recent election of another Trump regime (2025)
Both laziness, refusal to change the familiar, poor disorganized, public education system, arrogance and short sightedness seems to have brought about both historical American events and could've been predicted back then too.
Monday, November 3, 2025
IS FIRE RADIO HOMELESS?
For the many avid listeners of FDNY citywide on broadcasting.com it seems quite a mystery why the long time operator of this NYC scanner suddenly folded up & disappeared?
Did he or she get evicted and now homeless is too embarrassed or to isolated to "come out" in public across the USA & WORLD?
Or did he just find a better job elsewhere and move out of town taking the family & junking the radio scanner transmitter?
Will the FDNY FIRE RADIO fan club ever know ?
Thursday, October 16, 2025
KHMER ROUGE FIXED A "POLITICAL CLASS"
Ugly and terroristic as it was the Cambodian guerrillas had a solution to the POLITICAL CLASS of their country much like January 6th in America!
The wealthy cities were emptied at gun point and entire urban populations were force marched into the rural countryside where some were executed in the muddy fields while others were conscripted into chain gangs of forced labor!
How would this play out in America's capital and state capitols? How far could Congress members be force marched into Virginia's remaining agricultural fields & subdivisions?
Would our Congress be reduced to pulling weeds around data center fences & picking up litter on highways?
Summary executions on the Potomac? What would Meek Johnson look like sunburned, sweaty with his hair messed up?
It's all worth considering as it may well become the last available option needed to re-educate the US political class in 2025.
Wednesday, October 15, 2025
BLINK CAMERA (sync unit)ONLY USABLE AT HOME!
Blink wifi security cameras by Amazon frequently go "offline" without constant tweaking by home occupant therefore they aren't reliable or practical for anyone leaving their property for a week or longer for vacation, business or medical needs!
One cause of this outage is Amazon's need for constant marketing & sales where the camera is taken offline deliberately by Blink to force owner to consider buying a new unit, series of units or "subscription" to the *cloud service package.
*A "cloud" is actually nothing of the sort. It's a giant factory on land containing many banks of computers that store your info, videos & pictures for which you pay monthly fees.
Operating the "cloud" costs billions of watts of electricity, & many gallons of water to cool off that hot electric power system, banks of lithium ion batteries for back-up data storage, and bright outdoor lighting, 24/7 for security.
Giant exhaust fans on top of the computer banks help pump away all the electric heat directly into the sky increasing our hot weather, violent storms, heavy rains & flooding.
So when you consider all the natural resources wasted to create "cloud convenience" you could just as well consider a little "cloud" on your desk in the form of an EXTERNAL STORAGE HDD or SSD UNIT the size of a deck of playing cards which plugs into your PC or phone through a little cable and costs you only once, not monthly forever!!
SIMPLE: IF IT REQUIRES A "SYNC" unit to be connected to the web IT'S UNRELIABLE, DONT BUY IT.
Monday, October 6, 2025
Francis the mule for Hegseth era!
I can't help but wonder whether TCM decided to show the 1950s classic military era film featuring Francis the talking MULE now in dishonor of Pete Hegseth (Offence Secretary)?
The two would go together very well in today's military! Francis could give lots of sarcastic backtalk commentary while Hegseth struts around on stages making an unintentional mockery of the Pentagon and US history to name just a few points.
In fact probably all of Francises sarcasm & grumbles could echo exactly what most of those generals & admirals in Virginia were thinking and saying privately!