Winter is coming soon if you are one of the many unable to afford a roof over your head & a daily meal in The USA there's a pretty easy solution. Go online (public library's, schools, hospitals) AND POST A THREAT TO KILL PRESIDENT TRUMP if He's coming to your town to talk his usual nonsense in public!
The Secret Service will personally drive you in one of Donnie's many limos to a jailhouse for you to await your trial! You will be fed at least one free meal in a warm & dry facility and also meet new friends. You may even become a tv celebrity on Law and Order!