Mbappe rewards the skin head thug with a BIG SMILE from below (as in your a bad joke) and goes on to win the FIFA round!
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Saturday, July 4, 2026
Saturday, June 27, 2026
UK losing from skinny legs, slow
For two countries fond of rugby, England & Scotland players appear to need thigh training from Ronaldo, or the Japanese because their legs are pitifully skinny!
Perhaps this "fashion" defect is also why the African nations are still kicking their flat asses!
Stop worshipping stupid body fashion trends & get in PROPER SHAPE to score in Futbol instead of candy crush!
UK guys got no thighs!
Friday, June 26, 2026
Natural disasters follow Donald?
Trump regime in USA = Drought, air disasters, inflation, measles spread
Trump puppet govt.Venezuela = two massive earthquakes
Trump in Africa cuts to USAID = Ebola epidemic, HIV spread.
Monday, June 22, 2026
Swimming POOL.of America!
The best way to "vandalize" the former reflecting pool is to release bags of red, white and blue styrofoam peanuts on a windy day!
Or depending on the political allegiance of each 'vandal,' ALL RED or ALL BLUE styrofoam peanuts!
Monday, June 15, 2026
Kegseth crashed the B-52?
Which US regime has SO FAR scored the most air travel disasters ? Could it be the tRump regime??
How much more aeronautic equipment will be trashed during the rump/buttface regime two more chaotic years?__________________________________________ ++
ALTERNATIVELY is some prankster/s using a LASER POINTER to blind the cockpit at takeoff?
Is it a national trend activity?
Would it cause a plane crash on takeoff?
Would such acts have been detectable by NTSB investigators?
Saturday, June 6, 2026
D-DAY today & low birthrate bad match
The Normandy invasion took hundreds of navy lives just getting to the base of the cliffs! The Vietnam war took hundreds of Army lives each year it lasted.
If America today needed that many or more soldiers it probably couldn't do it because of its decreasing birth rate, affordable housing shortage and declining youth fitness conditions.
Just thinking.