The Grand old party or Grand Oil Party has almost GONE DRY - continuing to produce ONLY METHANE ! 😆
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Wednesday, November 4, 2026
Immediate (D) task for America
The new Democratic Congress first quiet TASK should be to (quietly)curtail Trump's TAX WASTING & budget busting silly projects!
Such as the "TriumFail ARCH" , the over grandiose ballroom, gold painting EVERYTHING, set a quota for executive orders where exceeding it brings a filibuster each time! Restore public media funding!
Confine data factories to industrial zones only(steel mill neighbor?)
Considering the Dump Trump project is only half finished so probably the MOST a progressive Congress can aim to do for the next two years is to be something the GOP Congress was NOT is an ACTIVIST legislature, which applies steady friction to the Presidency, try to make King Donnies job as difficult & unsatisfying as they can except where cooperation will benefit the national interest.
Sunday, November 1, 2026
Trump ruins Walmart foods!
Walmarts store brand "Great Value" used to be decent stuff for the budget minded but since the MAGA REGIME and Trump's tariffs dealt a gut punch to the store chain now it's not unusual to find once good food making us SICK and causing diarrhea episodes!
The likely cause is subpar ingredients being substituted to cut costs and perishable foods being sold WAY PAST their due dates!
To make matters worse Trump's federal government employee purges has reduced the number of FDA food inspectors who can supervise the sprawling coast to coast store chain looking for violations of public health regulations.
Obviously it's not just the "made in China" problem at Walmart but more importantly to ordinary Americans, *Trump is sabotaging the entire food chain to promote his 1970s ideology!
Can't trust Walmart food when Trump is in charge BEWARE - keep your Pepto Bismuth handy!!
TRUTH (social?) SO! for the next two years be very careful what you eat from Walmart especially if you use it's Wplus+ delivery service and/or are an EBT / SNAP consumer. The store, especially in marginal neighborhoods, will just throw ANY OLD CRAP into your bags if it's moving too slowly, unpopular ("review" fire hose tactic is to flood an unpopular item's consumer reviews with HUNDREDS of reviews good & bad to keep out complaining ones!)
They will dump old meat, deli, bakery etc into bags especially for delivery & SNAP orders to squeeze out a bit more PROFIT out of the wastebasket!
This ethical deficit is BLAMEABLE ON TRUMPS TARIFFS only as it began very recently!
*Loperamide Hydrochloride anti-diarrheal tablets (trumpflation pills). (Open pill card with hobby knife #11 blade!)
Saturday, October 31, 2026
WALMART POTENTIALLY RISKY SITE
If Walmart wants delivery customers to answer "How was your delivery experience" they'd better CLEAN UP their email programs - or be ignored by ALL customers!
MAGA legal costs waste millions
Has anyone (or everyone) calculated HOW MUCH TAX MONEY has been WASTED since 2016 SO FAR by the Trump regime's constant legal battles AND TAX FUNDED APPEALS of negative court decisions caused by his and MAGAS ill considered executive orders?
Compare the STAGGERING COST of the Trump regime's legal morass to those of any other US Federal administration including Joe Biden & Barak Obama's!!
JUST MAYBE THIS IS WHY SO MANY TRUMP ENTERPRISES HAVE FAILED!
Friday, October 30, 2026
Assassination gets you HOUSED!
Winter is coming soon if you are one of the many unable to afford a roof over your head & a daily meal in The USA there's a pretty easy solution. Go online (public library's, schools, hospitals) AND POST A THREAT TO KILL PRESIDENT TRUMP if He's coming to your town to talk his usual nonsense in public!
The Secret Service will personally drive you in one of Donnie's many limos to a jailhouse for you to await your trial! You will be fed at least one free meal in a warm & dry facility and also meet new friends. You may even become a tv celebrity on Law and Order!
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
Fewer births more data MILLS
Poor housing policy, lack of childcare, high cost of living is shrinking the US baby population this means less need for agriculture and schools and more land available to build data factories.
Picture your neighbor becoming a STEEL MILL like old Pittsburgh PA! Noise, hot air exhaust fans, water intake pumps, massive electrical use and rental houses for workers.
Possible fires from li-ion battery backup banks caused by overheating or deliberate vandalism
Once Lithium battery fires begin they must be allowed to burn out naturally for weeks or months!