Daily nonsense talk from inside his glass cage will continue to be repeated by the bubble brain media while Americans go hungry & homeless, jobs vanish, army stockpiles deplete, national debt hits records, social programs slashed to save federal pennies. GOP/Republicans couldn't give a shit!
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Saturday, May 2, 2026
Iran war ends when Allah says so!
Dear Leader Trump's recreational war on Iran will only end when the god of all gods Allah bankrupts the economies of Israel and the USA. Only then ordering a unilateral ceasefire! 🕋🕌
Dear Leader: paradise coming!
Mr. Trump now promising prices will go WAY,WAY down when Jesus Christ returns to earth!!
Monday, April 27, 2026
Dinner show anticipated
Familiar historical pattern:
FDR knew Japanese attack on Pearl harbor eminent Let it happen to get America into European war.
September 11 attacks predicted by CIA to let Bush attack Iraq & Afghanistan.
"Whack job dinner guest" anticipated by regime to then justify expedited construction of controversial w/h ballroom!
Ballroom PR stunt least costly in lives lost.
Just CONNECT THE DOTS again folks.
Monday, April 20, 2026
Get your tarrifs back yet?
Or have you found that chasing after those tarrifs is a huge pain in the ASS? That in short President Trump IS A PAIN IN THE _____?
Time for a new American group:
TRUMPISM IS A PAIN IN THE ASS!
Catholics worship pope not the bible?
Trump & his Christian supporters secretly believe that Roman Catholics don't worship God and the holy bible but only worship the Pope in Rome!
The Pope may also suspect certain politicians are dependent on continuing wars to sustain their authority.
Friday, April 17, 2026
Louis the fourteenth & Trump?
Louis the fourteenth was a French king fond of spending unlimited amounts of his kingdom's treasure on anything he desired.
Like his vast palace complex (Trump ballroom equivalent?)
And his many pet military adventures & vast numbers of troop conscripts.
King Louis eventually succeeded in bankrupting the French empire, starving the agricultural working class & having no other branch of government to restrain him, inspiring the French revolution!
Similarities between Donald Trump &French King Louis the fourteenth?
All the while the US Congress feverishly masturbating to the wall Street stock ticker!