TRUMP'S WAR ON FOOD

Are you a "MEALS ON WHEELS" consumer STILL? 

The regime has stated its desire to defund free meal programs across the United States.  It appears that in some regions the way to do this is:

 1) Hire a "dietician" director who knows next to nothing about food quality, flavor or digestibility and actually states to some clients "We bring your meal,you do what you want with it, put it in the trash if you want to"!  

2) Produce meals with loose plastic seals allowing in bacteria during the delivery process which may be from one town to the next!   

The bacteria then causes diarrhea episodes among many consumers (meats, gravy AND VEGGIES) likely 'encouraging' them to drop out of the free lunch program!  As the number of clients drops so then does the need for volunteers to deliver the meals. 

 Ridding the volunteer pool of experienced, seasoned volunteers allows the MAGA director to replace them with young know nothing types going through the motions of community service.  

What free meal consumers do for their meal is unknown but the corrupt MAGA regime doesn't care so long as they can point to sharply reduced waste of tax money. 

Which can then be repurposed for the Presidents important priorities like painting the capital in absurd, gaudy colors & adding new structures like the mega ballroom, triumphal arch or Awful tower.

Zelensky wasting voice on SOVIETS

 Unfortunately Zelensky proposing peace to a Soviet hardliner only makes Ukraine sound weak and tired out making the Soviets hope Ukraine is almost ready to fall any day now.  Unfortunately until Putin dies nothing will change because Putin remembers the Soviet loss in Afghanistan as a huge loss of face & military morale to the US supported mujahedeen!

 Putins death alone likely won't stop the Soviet aggression immediately.  It's quite likely Putin's persistence is being fueled to a large extent by the ultimate Soviet bureaucrat foreign Minister Lavrov, himself a "human" Berlin wall, totally unmoved & uninterested in causing mass human suffering.

REHABS FEED PROTEIN TO SEWER RATS!

 Is this government aware that crap nursing homes paid by Medicare as "REHABILITATION" facilities may actually be increasing the "health" of sewer rats by feeding their patients meat proteins which cause them DIARRHEA either in their beds or in their disposable briefs. 

 Where these foods (bacterial gravy!!) are commonly served, especially to the bedridden the tax funded end result (excuse the pun) is more macho rats in city sewers and tired out CNA workers! Arguably the only patients benefiting from such Private Equity cuisine are those suffering Constipation or IBS! 

When your elder parents are told the facility will rehabilitate their injuries with high protein meals just tell the owner HE'S FULL OF SHIT.

MUTE ADS save money!

 The number of wats required to push sound out of your audio speakers on your TV, stereo, radio or phone translates into additional BILLING MONEY!  

Loud Advertising messages are actually costing you money to hear them!  So if you aren't interested in what they say PRESS THE MUTE BUTTON until the drama or program resumes.  

Muting noisy, trashy and seductive ads saves you dollars but also provides peaceful time to knap, relax or get other things done 

Why help pay for useless, junk ads by broadcasting their noise?

Medical quality declining in US

 I have used a compounding pharmacy in Mississippi & Louisiana for 10 years for the same physician ordered prescription.  But this time the same experience has changed.  A powder enclosed in gelatin capsules is now very difficult to release because the capsule can't be opened by hand!  

To open the capsule instead of using four fingers as before I now have to use two sets of ordinary plyers to pull apart the two ends! 

 Sometimes it cracks the capsule halves dumping shards of colored gelatin into the medical powder and very rarely with extreme tedium the capsule halves separate enough to manually open & dispense the medical powder correctly.

I suspect that in order to increase its profits the pharmacy is buying substandard capsules made in India rather than China or Taiwan.  Who's fault is this, trumpflation or Medicare mismanagement from the Kennedy - Oz gang?

Politely greeting unwanted home buy speculator

 You own your home, it's paid for, you are happy there. Then a nosey home buy speculator CALLS YOUR NUMBER ANYWAY!  FINE...

"WHERE would you prefer to be executed"? (call usually ends here)

But for the very self important, persistent caller. .. "Would you prefer to be executed AT HOME" or 

"IN FRONT OF YOUR "PROPERTY" ?  That way you'd get a personalized little white cross & mourner's flowers TO GO WITH THE sexy "FOR SALE SIGN" of your "infestment" firm.

WELL , WHICH OPTION IS FOR YOU??

The stinking little pants wetter can't charge you with communicating threats  .... IF HE PHONED YOU....  & YOU AREN'T SELLING YOUR HOME! 

Let him get horrible nightmares, disrupt his predatory "business " & help him to ONLY call advertised properties!  

"What type of relocation assistance do you offer?" (Few states or cities except New York require it) Nevertheless force him to promise a free relocation agency. When later not offered, sue him for deceptive marketing!!

PLUS IF your jerky caller has a FOREIGN ACCENT turn his number over to Homeland Security DHS! One more illegal for the warehouse quota  

Then there are the SPECULATOR SPAMMERS "won't you sell to us & go live in a dumpster?" - Voice mail, phone message, emails !!

First shoot a clear photo of your most recent bowel movement preferably in a toilet bowl AND SEND TO "MR HOME BUYER" as a friendly message.  "IM SELLING THIS $________ Go EAT IT.

Not into scat humor?  Well, clip pictures from the Internet of big,fat DOGS SQUEEZING OUT fresh doggy sausage links & reply to "Mr home buyer" in kind with these graphic Arte attachments.

If the speculator is middle-eastern/Arab/Muslim, he's almost SURE TO NEVER CONTACT YOU AGAIN!

Central Park privatized, renamed Trump!

 As part of the ham fisted reorganizing of the Forest service by the regime of geniuses. Central Park in Manhattan NYC will be privatized as a Trump family brand.  The glorious Trump name in gold chrome will be attached to everything and at every park entrance!