Iran and the Houthis are brutalizing lazy Saudi Arabia the USA was (under honest leaders) supposed to help defend the kingdom. The only thing lying in the way of that help is the self indulging tRump regime! The Saudis may need to JOIN IRAN in committing a fatal fatwa against the dizzy moron?
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Monday, September 14, 2026
Carnegie hall / Trump hall?
The reason Trump is so determined to carve his name on the Kennedy center is he wants to be like Andrew Carnegie WITHOUT SPENDING any money to build a music hall as the wealthy philanthropist famously did.
Sunday, September 13, 2026
Sesame workshop character of tRump!
Louis Henry Mitchell should make (in three years) a Sesame street character parody of Donnie Trump ! The way Trump twists his head, chin & shoulders while standing at a podium actually looks like a PUPPET instead of a serious leader. (Puppet of Vladimir Putin also)!
The new Sesame character could have a different name but wear a suit & red tie with various caps of different colors.
He should talk about only himself all the time nonstop showing no interest in anyone else. When asked a question he should repeat the same answer every few minutes then fall asleep only to awaken repeating the same answers and talking about himself again all over again (wind up doll idea?).
He can have his own airplane where he stands in the bathroom door talking about himself & falling asleep standing up. He could have a wig which falls off , a golf cart & a park that he kicks big white balls around in talking about and to himself!
The box he comes sold in trimmed with gold paint can be called The Unforgettable Donnie Doll!
Thursday, September 10, 2026
Last day in Dallas OSWALD replay
The corrupt Grand Oil Party convention packing up in Dallas WHERE'S LEE HARVEY OSWALDs ghost gun??
Dallas President sloshed,high talks crazy
HIGH ON DRUGS, SLOSHED WITH BOOZE TRUMP MAKES MORE WILD CLAIMS AND PROMISES HE CAN'T PAY TO AMERICANS.
The Trump regime is so corrupt it will DO OR SAY ANYTHING TO STAY IN POWER!
HE SAYS HE'LL PAY* VOTERS 5 thousand $ to vote (R) IF REPUGS WIN ?????
HE SAYS AFTER THE MIDTERMS AMERICAN LIFE WILL BE "PARADISE AGAIN " (if they vote R)!
HE Just REPEALED THE ANTI MONEY LAUNDERING LAW. Capital One caught him doing it 300 times!!
*TRUMP SPOKE WHILE INEBRIATED on liquor or ketamine so probably didn't know what he was blabbering about!
Friday, September 4, 2026
E-bike for kids , voting (R) same outcome
Parents who buy e-bikes for their kids AND vote Republican / Trump get the same OUTCOME often.
Putin Trump identical war message
Dictator Trump is flatly imitating Vladimir Putin's war propaganda messages saying a war isn't actually a war!
Even though the costs to both publics is very high!