Showing posts with label Walmart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walmart. Show all posts

Thursday, October 24, 2024

BACTINE SPRAY can design by total IDIOT

 WALMART APPROVED OF THIS REVIEW    On Democracy Wall  ;)

BACTINE MAX - LIDOCAINE SPRAY comes in a pressurized spray can which EXPRESSLY SAYS

 "EXTREMELY Flammable"  Then the idiot, moron, retarded designers put on a CAP SO DIFFICULT TO OPEN AND TO CLOSE  that I NEEDED A HARD Edged TOOL in which to rotate the "closable" spray button in either direction!  

FREE ADVICE:  FIRE YOUR PRODUCT DESIGNER !   He or She sits in front of a CAD computer too long without EVER USING the product they have "imagined"!  

When Desperate Donald Trump becomes King of America he will decree that all web & product designers who make STUPID, ANNOYING THINGS BE SENTENCED TO PUBLIC FLOGGING 

Plus 77 kicks in the face.

THIS STUPID DESIGNER DESERVES ALL OF THE ABOVE on day one.


Thursday, August 15, 2024

RIGHT TO HACK WALMAT COMPUTERS!

 I reserve my right to hack into "trespass" into Walmart computers and update my product reviews at any time for any reason! 

 I assert this right because Walmart software is so stupid and annoying that it lets consumers write an entire product review before at the end invalidating it as "Already submitted"! 

LET'S GO FOLKS RITIOUSLY MASS BASH THEIR CRAP SYSTEM - ignore SCOTUS, police! 

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Handheld frothers - scam?

 It appears the latest gadget craze from generic Chinese factories is the handheld, pencil-like drink mixer or frother.  

Some versions are battery powered others USB rechargeable,many different colors and black,metal bodies and plastic ergonomic. The most desirable feature is the high rpm micro motors which blend drink mixes and nutrition powders almost instantly every time until, that is, the devices just drop dead!

Probably the cause of all these failures is the "high speed motors" fail due to high speed which generates excess heat and premature wear on the wire "brushes " inside.   To make these popular products last longer than three months (longest warranty) the tiny electric motors need to be of the same quality AS DRONE MOTORS and thus the prices should rise accordingly.  

If future drink frothers offer reliable,long-lasting motors (1 year+) the increased prices won't discourage most consumers!

An alternative for the cheap "disposable " models is a sort of instant replacement plan where consumers pay a membership fee and failed units are returned postage paid to the manufacturer for recycling of parts such as the generic stirrers.  This would be similar to the ink jet cartridge recycling process!

 

Friday, September 29, 2017

PUERTO RICO SLOW RESPONSE TEMPTS ENEMIES OF U.S. TO ATTACK US!

The absurdly slow and uncoordinated Federal response to the post hurricane devastation in the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico will very likely serve as a 'model' for our enemies and adversaries of how an attack on our major cities and vital infrastructure could fatally cripple America and send us back to the "stone age" for years or decades! If our central government and armed forces remain as chaotic and enept as this in restoring a relatively small 'disaster area' what would the response be like if much larger areas of the nation were to be attacked and devastated?

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

WALMART offers LASER EYE SURGERY - FREE as a "Customer Service" !

If you happen to be in a long line for returns at our local Walmart and you look to the side too far 

or are of very short stature than it's likely you'll be staring into a RED LASER beam 

pointing out randomly in bright lines across the middle of the room! 

 How "good", I wonder, is this FREE service for many people's eye health/safety ? 
JUST LOOK INTO THE RED BEAMS WHILE YOU WAIT, KIDS - It's FUN!