Saturday, October 24, 2026

Bring back the 5 mph bumper- Executive Order!

 Along with all his other 1970s administrative throwbacks President Trump is ordering all cars & light trucks made in the USA to resume the practice of installing five mph crash absorbing bumpers! (like 1972 wagons & sedans) This order is to take effect immediately on all makes of passenger cars! 

"I'm the world's most smartest President ever!" He said. 

 Also he has said they made our cars look so awesome, heavy & powerful & gave the children some place to sit down when out in the countryside!

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