Iran is suffering a worsening energy crisis due to natural gas shortages and US sanctions . Islamic Revolutionary leaders are now encouraging all people to eat beans, rice, cauliflower and Broccoli at every meal washed down with carbonated beverages and frequently fart into large bottles from which to light with candles as home heating solutions! Some Teheran homes have become so full of methane they have spontaneously exploded!
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