To help the Federal government raise more money through private enterprise Elon Musk has invented an indoor tanning sensation "AFRIKANER GLOW" lotion which promises to give its users the same billion dollar Lithium white skin tone which he proudly sports beneath his boyish ball cap! *
This magic lotion is actually clear so users won't stain their clothes and won't even feel like they're wearing anything artificial on their skin!!
ALL PROCEEDS FROM THE SALE OF "MIRACLE AFRIKANER GLOW" will be deposited in the Federal "DOGE" bank fund - member FDIC.
*For some unexplained reason Elon's rather brown BF RamaSwammy has not yet begun applying 'Miracle Afrikaner Glow' to his notoriously DEI complexion. - hmmm?
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