ALL ATTENDEES TO BE STRIP SEARCHED (OLD MEN EXEMPT)!
MAKE AMERICA'S ONE PERCENT RICH AGAIN (500 Billionaires isn't good enough for us.)
The Donald will be wearing KEVLAR EAR MUFFS and selling New BLACK CAPS saying: BLAME THE DEEP STATE! and "MILLEY DID IT"
The NRA will be there selling copies of the AR-15 Branded BEST ASSASSINATION TOOL!! and GOLDEN EAR SHAVER!
And NRA T-SHIRTS saying "POLITICAL VIOLENCE IS NOT OUR FAULT"!
Hawkers outside the RNC venue to sell BIG bloody EARS in a box with Paul Gauguin 's LED, day glow painting on the top!
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