The Trump family has a new gadget for sale to its maga fans. A golden embossed, rechargeable nasal probe connectable to smartphones via wifi that shows large screen images of dried mucus congestion clogging both nasal passages in 3-D imagery!
The premium model additionally features a nano vacuum cleaner nozzle, auger drill and pincer gripping tool capable of squeezing and pulling out large, dried, caked on hunks of boogers while optic fiber camera projects these catches on phone screen or smart TV.
These advanced features will allow the Trump's to live stream the amazing process of executive level nose picking to their many adoring fans across the MAGA fan base and around the world on Facebook, X & YouTube!
Not to be out done, President Trump and VP Vance plan to offer samples of their most recent nasal mucus clumps encased in crystal jewel boxes with the golden Trump logo on all sides to be copyrighted as the King Trump Relics collection!
For an extra $10.000 dollars your relic jewel box will feature motion activated flashing red and blue LED lights just like the Trump official motorcade!
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