Definitely I think Actor Charles Bronson should be honored by Maga's Steven Miller in a Christmas season book titled: "FUN & GAMES WITH PORCH PIRATES"
This book's primary theme would be all the possible DIY human traps God believing Americans can use to punish & re-educate parcel thieves who trespass their front doors and steal packages addressed to the as gifts or online orders.
Ever since liberal - Democrat law ruled that setting mechanical traps for human beings who trespass was somehow illegal and cruel Mr. Bronson's movies, especially his most popular "Death wish" were banned by the "cancel culture" from public viewing.
Steve Miller's spirited book will demonstrate how to apply Bronson's anti-burgler devices (NYC) to the average American home!
As well as introducing NEW modern day techniques, materials and devices to torture trespassing thieves! This morally correct Christian holiday book also lists the many legal firms offering their services to defend Human trappers facing ACLU prosecutions.
With endorsements from Pam Bondi's office in the DOJ
SOME new features included:
Covering decoy Xbox with contact cement!
Line your steps with peel n stick floor tiles glue side up (leave home from back door!)
In gift wrapped decoy package place open containers of ammonia+ chlorine to spill easily! Or rotting chicken livers!!
Let thieves take away your bulging E-BIKE batteries (in wrapped gifts!)
Glitter bombs, window traps, trap doors in front of check-out counters!
And so much more!
Merry Christmas America!
(Skip the "navidad" crap)
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