REMEMBER WITHOUT ALL YOU LISTENER SUSTAINERS
WE could never provide all those monotonous advertisements for your amusement because you are our "Nielson ratings" providers!
Without you our advertisers (we'd rather call them "underwriters") would have no target markets to pitch their products and services to!
And while we will never admit to you sustainers that your continued support may have REPLACED ONE OR MORE monotonous commercials this month honestly if we did we might get even more sustainers and have no more space for our loyal annoying ads!
You know like the never changing MATH JERKS , 25 million pederasts, No clues A. I., etc etc.
Even though commercial public media started as a Right wing conspiracy we at NPR have grown so accustomed to endless ads we're actually fond of them and so greatly enjoy bringing them to you our wealthy listeners that we would never, ever call them anything negative such as annoying or monotonous!
SO BE SURE TO VISIT OUR MANY SPONSORS AND TELL THEM YOU HEARD THEM ON NPR, PBS or your local stations! - Tell them NEWT SENT YOU!
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