SCOTT PRUITT Trump's head of Environmental Promotion Administration (EPA) Has ordered all school children in America to be re-educated on The Truth of our warming earth!
His most amazing revelation for them is the scientific "fact" that the cause of planetary warming and the extinction of many early primitive humans was DINOSAUR FARTS the force of which blew away entire Mayan cities and incinerated whole forests when their methane gas farts exploded in mushroom clouds!
He went on to lay the blame for today's extreme weather events on paleontology because archeologists excavating dinosaur bones are secretly conspiring to release long trapped dinosaur flatulence from under ground with the pretence of doing important scientific work for public television programs like NOVA!
Ancient dinosaur farts gasses he said are being released into the sky around the world by these over educated know nothing tv producers. And that is what's behind all the recent flooding, hurricanes and tornadoes everywhere he said.
President Trump agrees with Mr. Pruitt's environmental revelation which is exactly why he is abolishing the fake,woke, DEPT OF EDUCATION so America's school students can be exposed to TRUE FACTS of the REAL world!
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