If you own your home and you aren't trying to sell it EVER but keep receiving garbage mail from "Open door" "Sell your house" etc. Why not show it the respect it deserves by using it for standby TOILET PAPER!
Here's how to convert it to something useful.
1) Leave the whole unread, envelope outdoors in the rain and sun for 2 weeks
2) Place it/them in the street near the curb where litter is never picked up and let car tires run over the (postage paid!)full envelopes
This works best on gravel curbs and shoulders so the full, picture window, paid envelope gets plenty of grinding and wet abuse (let the postal truck crush it daily)
Then collect the now gritty ,newly absorbent pieces of mail and keep them near your potty in case of a TP shortage!
Or give them to a homeless camp which has lots of handy (stinky) bushes !!
What could be more appropriate than for victims of home flipping to have free toilet paper donated by the home wrecker/flipper industry which evicted them in the first place!
So hurry Home GO poop, at the OPEN DOOR latrine and wipe thankfully!
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