STATE OF THE ONION - DICTATOR PRACTICE ON ADHD DRUGS

The reason Trump was able to stay on script during the dictator long state of the union speech was that now he's taking his medication and on a better scrip!   His lengthy propagandistic delivery  also was a rehearsal for future totalitarian rule by billionaire oligarchs who's speaking style (Castro, Putin, Xi, Chavez) he incorporated and much enjoyed exercising it  !!