IF the English have found a way to convert "fat-burgs" in their sewers into a source of energy how about going a step further into practicality? Western societies already pump their populations full of grossly fattening foods which are increasingly producing spectacularly immobile people each weighing a thousand pounds or more and burdening already overtaxed hospitals and medical facilities while at the same time stoking an entire, often fraudulent weight loss, dieting industry and increasing claims for publicly funded disability welfare support.
Why not just let those people who get on a hopeless track of overeating and massive weight gaining continue their lifestyles unimpeded until they die of these conditions and then use their massive blobs of blubber as burnable fuel for energy?
All we would need is to create special "nursing homes" where the severely obese would live out their unusual lives continuing to eat what they enjoy and continuing to gain and grow more massive in size while living in this specially engineered 'world' of over-sized beds, bathing, toileting facilities, transportation, dining and medical care. In exchange for these luxuries they would be required to sign 'living wills' or wills similar to organ donors where their enormous 'remains' would become fuel for sale as a renewable energy source! This "FAT TRACK" industry might free up all the money and social resources now being wasted in the often futile effort to force obese people to shrink and live permanently normal sized lives when our agribusiness, fast food and drive thru culture systematically conspires to 'fatten them up' day in and day out pushing them right back into the obesity they try to escape from!
Another obvious source of bodies for "FAT-TRACK" ENERGY PRODUCTION would be the prison system! Instead of wasting millions of tax dollars helping violent offenders live in healthy comfort while they bulk up their muscles to be better fighters and killers? The prison system could simply feed the monsters all the same junk food they would get on the outside until they become so obese that they are too fat to move, let alone start fights and prison riots.
Once violent inmates become "prisoners" of their own bodies they might die sooner freeing up "beds" sooner. They could be disciplined more easily by simply reducing or blanding out their diets and turning off their air conditioning or fans forcing them to 'sauna' in their own personal mountains of blubber! Prison escapes would be greatly reduced if most violent offenders were too large and heavy to fit through doors, windows, into vehicles or walk let alone run!!
When these new "DEATH-ROW-FAT-SO"s do die or are executed (in cells) their mountains of fat would be sent to the FAT ENERGY PLANT nearest the prison to "pay" their dues to society in the form of fuel for MEGAWATTS !!
No comments:
Post a Comment