Thursday, December 3, 2015

I AM Syed Rizwan Farook AND I AM THE NRA!

I AM SYED FAROOK 
 AND I AM THE N.R.A. !!


I HAVE RIGHT TO KEEP, BEAR, BUY, AND USE MY GUNS, BOMBS, AND AMMO ANY WHERE I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA THE HOME OF THE EVERYTOWN GUN SUPERSTORE, THE OMNIPOTENT GUN INDUSTRY AND THE UNBEATABLE PRO-GUN LOBBY in The Congress of absolute fools and political mercenaries!!  

I CAN KILL ANYBODY WHO ISN'T A MUSLIM OR MUSLIMS WHO I DON'T LIKE BECAUSE MY "RELIGION" PROGRAMS ME TO BE ANGRY AT ALL TIMES AND ALL PLACES AND READY TO KILL IN THE NAME OF MY "GOD" AND PROPHET !!

MY "RELIGION" MAKES ME ANGRY BECAUSE I HAVE TO PROSTRATE ON THE FLOOR BEHIND STINKY MEN WITH FAT ASSES THAT STICK UP IN THE AIR (can't bow properly with respect for people behind them - as is done in Buddhism) AND WHO FART EVERY TIME THEY BEND DOWN.  I HAVE TO DO THIS FIVE TIMES A DAY LIKE I'M IN PRISON,

 I CANNOT CRITICISE ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY RELIGION OR SOME OTHER FOOL WILL KILL ME.  IF I CHANGE MY RELIGION THEY WILL KILL ME. EVEN IF I LOVE MY WIFE I MUST BEAT HER OR SOMEBODY WILL BEAT ME,  MY LEADERS DON'T WANT ME TO ACTUALLY READ THE KORAN BECAUSE IF I DO I'LL SEE HOW MUCH NONSENSE, HYPOCRISY, MYSTERY, INCONSISTENCY AND SIN IT CONTAINS AND THEN I WILL WANT TO DEFECT AND BECOME A CHRISTIAN INSTEAD.

ALL THIS GOD DAMN SHIT MAKES ME ANGRY, I'VE GOT GUNS, AMMO, TOTAL FREEDOM 
 AND "I AM THE NRA" !! 

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