HOW TO MAKE BILL COLLECTOR'S CALLS INTO time killing FUN AND GAMES!

IF COLLECTORS KEEP CALLING YOU ALL THE TIME HERE'S A FUN TRICK! You can enjoy (IF YOU have plenty of FREE TIME)  Turn it into A GAME !

Remember most collection agents are only COMPENSATED BY COMMISSION for a debt successfully paid (collected).  
THEIR TIME is VALUABLE to them AND THEIR SUPERVISORS!!

So if they CALL YOU and/or keep leaving messages with their CALLBACK NUMBER/S?
Don't be scared, don't let it ruin your day or night.  JUST CALL THEM BACK ...and make the call into a SILLY, sadistic? GAME!

TRY TO DELIBERATELY WASTE AS MUCH OF THE AGENT'S TIME AS POSSIBLE! In fact frankly admit to HIM or HER that that's exactly why YOU have phoned them  ;) 

Do the same shit to them they do to you .... USE THE TOLL-FREE NUMBER TO RETURN THEIR CALLS - every 15 minutes all day (or night) long, WASTE their time, talk nonsense, read the obits, make farting noises, flush the commode, put the phone mouthpiece in front of an AM 
RADIO scratchy with static or the weatherband (LOUD Spanish commercials can be fun too!) Put your phone in SPEAKER mode then walk around your room mumbling incoherently, put the mike near something that makes "feedback" noises!  Read the agent the Bible, Koran, Wicca, Vietnamese dictionary etc, etc. make it a game of 'chicken' to see who quits and hangs up first! (Then your next call chide them for quitting "early"!!)

Do it for as long as YOU enjoy it then hang up. (OR LET THEM HANG-UP!) NEXT in ten minutes DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN :)   Eventually the agent/s will GO BORDERLINE LOCO until the office SUPERVISOR interrupts the fun and THREATENS TO CALL YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPT. for "Phone Harassment" !!  OOOOH!  Don't let this scare you either BECAUSE THEY CALLED YOU FIRST and left a callback number IMPLORING YOU to call them!!  

ITZ DA LAW HA HA HA SUCKAS !!