Friday, July 4, 2014

WALGREENS PROVOKES MY "INNER ANARCHIST" tendencies!!

AT THE CORNER OF: Gridlock and Collision 

I became an unwilling (hostage) of Walgreens after it deep throated my friendly, neighborhood KERR DRUGS into it's bloated, apron BELLY.   I HATE WALGREENS!! 

1) I hate being forced to walk to THE BACK CORNER of the store to use the PHARMACY when often I have conditions such as leg ulcers & foot pain. Why can't the pharmacy be on one SIDE?? 

2)I hate the fact that CUSTOMERS ARE GREETED LIKE CRIMINAL SUSPECTS with CAMERAS and SECURITY SIGNS EVERYWHERE they go.

3) I hate being forced to squeeze past PRODUCT BLOATED ISLES before I can FINALLY GET to the pharmacy dept. which is WGreen's LAST PRIORITY not it's first!

 4) I HATE the dumb fucking over-the-phone prescription refill system that AUTHORIZES A REFILL for an RX that HAS NO MORE REFILLS or INSURANCE won't cover!! Walgreen's does this to make customers come into the store ANYWAY so maybe they'll BUY SOME OTHER CRAP even if they can't fill their Rx order!! 

5) At one store open late they blocked the double doors with a wall of carts to FORCE shoppers into a single file, one direction line as a SECURITY MEASURE because the "CORNER" design of the store entrances is stupid and apparently hard to monitor for shoplifting.

6) Walgreens parking lots are awkward to get in and out of with several blind spots. But a customer's comfort always comes AFTER the company's main priority of VISUAL MARKETING (dominating the view at every intersection)!!

7) I HATE WALGREENS for destroying a beautiful corner property with lawns and four old growth Oaks over a stately Quaker style bank branch ...just to replace it with it's nasty, block of shit, gip joint at the CORNER of a congested intersection where it's impossible to make a safe left turn. Yeah, "Be Well" my ASS.

8) I'm not in favor of theft/stealing but this fucking store's aggressive ANTI-CUSTOMER-ANTI-EMPLOYEE environment MAKES ME HOPE EVERY THIEF IN TOWN GETS HIS OR HER 5 FINGER DISCOUNTS @ WAL-GREENZ  - Be Well in HELL !!


OBVIOUSLY "CUSTOMERS" DON'T MATTER AT WALGREENS until the store can pick their pockets going in and going OUT! I-HATE-WALGREENS PERIOD.  

Walgreen's SECURITY FIRST - SHOPPERS LAST environment AWAKENS MY LONG DORMANT "ANARCHIST" temptations !!  GO AHEAD PIGS call da cops in to "watch" me whenever I step on your property (to buy your SHIT)  ---- BE FUCKING WELL NOW!

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