SOMALI PIRATES are LIKE COCKROACHES

So why not treat them like cockroaches. Line the decks of ships with man-sized "Glue Traps", then when they get stuck either let them bake in the sun or just push them overboard. Hang large sticky nets from the decks and let the 'cockroaches' wrap themselves in them & then just drag-em along as shark food. Whatabout spraying an oil slick around a ship and then torching it (if it is threatened by pirates) ? What about anti-pirate "Mines" use drones to pick-off pirate boats. C'mon America get some Imagination & creativity.