At walmart I found a new brand of Italian peperoni that was cheaper than the usual two, came in a larger quantity and didn't even have to be refridgerated! It should've been a hot seller right?
Wrong it was a dud, took months to sell out and now is no longer carried by walmart. WHY you ask? Well most likely it was because the producer made the big mistake of decorating the package with THE ITALIAN FLAG ! (It WAS Italian Pepperoni after all.)
Well the problem with this is that the Italian flag looks alot like THE MEXICAN FLAG which many Americans have seen a bit too many of in recent years, so naturally, they all ran the other way in droves.
My conclusion : A great new food product is now no longer available BECAUSE STUPID AMERICANS DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ITALY & MEXICO !!!
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