Tuesday, September 4, 2007

! SHITTY AMERICAN PRODUCT ALERT !

ALL CONSUMERS BEWARE: FRIGIDARE BIG WHITES BOXES SUCK!!! Here's my recent letter to Customer "Service" for ALL DA WORLD TO WITNESS!


1) I'm not enjoying having your product out of service for 5 weeks.

2) I'm not enjoying having to have a repairman REBUILD THE WHOLE DAMN thing IN MY KITCHEN!

3)If you only built it to last 4 years it should've been stated on the price tag.

4)On his most recent visit the repairman couldn't complete the disassembly BECAUSE YOUR PRINTED INSTRUCTIONS ARE SO POORLY COPIED THAT VITAL ILLUSTRATIONS WERE RENDERED USELESS!!

HEY STUPID, TRADITIONAL, AMERICAN CORPORATION: Haven't you ever heard of A DOCUMENT SCANNER???

Do you really not no the difference between a photocopy and a scanned image or is it merely CHEAPER (& thus more profitable)to xerox the instruction book??

Well here's some FREE ADVICE:

a)CHANGE YOUR WAY OF DOING BUSINESS & USE-A-DOCUMENT-SCANNER-NOW.

b)Don't rebuild your SH_TBOX in MY kitchen, at your leisure.

c)REFUND MY MONEY NOW. (because it will be SO much cheaper & easier than confronting me ONLINE @ YouTUBE, MY very graphic PARODY BLOGS and via The BBB.)

You can consider the aforementioned as both a THREAT to disrupt your business (AND A PROMISE to do so)!

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