Vast litters of pewter or grey "colored" automobiles are the most obvious proof yet of how imaginationless typical Americans actually are. For the life of me, why the fuck would a person go out and buy a nice sports coupe, a muscle car or anything else potentially cool and then have it painted GREY??
Grey cars are for Grey Senior Citizens, Pios Buddhist members, Country-Trailor-Crackers (who enjoy being depressed and angry as often as possible) and people awaiting body work. THEY ARE NOT DESIGN STATEMENTS - EXCEPT FOR BUSH ZOMBIES and similarly, imagination-stunted conservatives.
But the worst thing about GREY-MOBILES is that GREY IS A CAMOUFLAGE HUE !!!
THAT'S WHY BATTLESHIPS AND BRIDGES ARE PAINTED GREY - SO THEY RESIST BEING SEEN BY THE ENEMY !!! DUH.....
This means that Grey vehicles are LOWER IN CONTRAST, HARDER TO SEE IN TRAFFIC ----- AND THUS ARE TRAFFIC HAZZARDS !! Insurance rates for Grey cars should be HIGHER not lower!
Governments everywhere should outlaw them OR FORCE THE OWNERS TO WRAP THEM IN YELLOW DUCT TAPE from bumper to bumper !!
HEY FOLKS, IT'S AS OBVIOUS AS "CLIQUE IT - OR STICK IT"
To improve traffic safety - BAN GREY CARS.
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